“Where are we going?”
“I’ve been following you.”
“Dammit. Let’s ask that gorilla for directions.”
“Are gorillas indigenous to this area?”
“I’m not really sure. What kind of birds are we?”
“I think we are peacocks.”
“No, I think we are ostriches.”
“Then how can there be a gorilla?”
“We could be at a zoo or something.”
“I think the guy writing our dialogue took more of those pain pills.”
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